TOP 9 TYPES OF NAIROBI LADIES THAT ARE EASY, EXTREMELY EASY TO TAKE TO BED!!!


1. CAMPUS GIRLS:

Buy her unique clothes from the city stalls; pick her up from her hostel in a borrowed BMW or ‘Blue Subaru’. Take her to Java then to Club Tribeka or Skyluxx every Friday and Saturday and she will unleash it for you in the car.

2. KAREN AND KILELESHWA GIRLS:

These ones embrace the phrase ‘Hard To get’ like it’s David Livingstone who said it. You vibe her in English, flirt with her, feed her family and friends, take her on a date at Lepalanka, buy her a Samsung galaxy and she loses it in one week.

You give her quarter of your salary then she can let you kiss her. But don’t let her shinanigans stress you. You just have to be smart. If you want to end up in her Disneyland, take her for shopping at Sarit Centre and tell her you have business deals with Chris Kirubi at 10 the next day. She will spread it all for you.


3. THE ‘I WANNNA BE KIM KARDASHIAN’ GIRLS:

They are also the types that want to be socialites. Locally, Vera Sidika is their role model. They’ll do anything for cheap fame.

Just lie to her that you are back from Marbella Spain or Las Vegas USA and that you are a renowned video director. She will let you to mumunya her in her bed. However, make sure you survey the room, these girls always have cameras, and you may appear on Ghafla or the next Riveroad p0rn movie.

4. CHURCH GIRLS (Kondoo wa uongo):

Just tell her that you are from a rich family and that your father works with...
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